I was chatting to Dodge at lunch today, most of it was pretty deep and meaningful stuff, but there was one point where I was telling him all about something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. It really annoys me when boys have long hair, but they cut it into a really girlie style, i.e they have dead straight hair and have layers put into it, so you might mistake them for a girl from behind. Don’t get me wrong, I have a real liking for guys with long hair, just not when it’s too girlie…

I also managed to eat 5 babybels at lunch! I had a craving for them all morning, so I had to go buy some at lunch from the exciting place known as Tesco.

I DROVE today! Yes, that’s right, me, behind a wheel of a car, with L-plates!!! Didn’t go too badly, no one died, my Daddy didn’t yell at me, and the car isn’t scratched! Everyone is happy…

Also managed to solve the darn sudoku which I have been attempting since yesterday evening! YAY!! Sam will be happy because it earns him points on his thingymajigga…

Random question… What type and how much chocolate would you have sex for?

You know flies, well they have those weird eyes that look like mirror balls right? Does that mean they see things in multi-facets? And if they do, what would I look like to them? I mean would there be hundreds of my face? Or would my face look pixelated? Or what?

Also, why is the phrase "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" the way it is? Who invented it? And why? I used it today, and then thought about it… Weird.

Had my Chemistry mock practical exam today. Was so much different to what I had been expecting. I managed to spill acid all over my hands, and burn myself more than once, both on the Bunsen burner, and on the little crucible thing. No wonder it said to use tongs to pick it up, it was HOT! Still, it didn't go too badly although I think I may not get very good marks for it, I think my results were squiffy. Meh, never mind, at least I heated the right thing!

Should I be worried that someone said that they would pay Sam to be gay? Or flattered? I can't work this one out.

I think someone needs to organise a major party thing for the first week of study leave, because everyone seems to be stressing already about exams and stuff. Not me though, although I probably should be, I seem to be pretty calm, although I have apparently been more moody recently, maybe it's my stress manifesting itself in other forms. Who knows…

Going up to the squash club tonight, but I saw Emma at lunch, and she's going to be there tonight, so hopefully I won't get so man-handled! On the other hand, maybe not! She's bringing me chocolates! She knows me very well! I've already finished my Easter Eggs, this year clearly wasn't the best of years, as I've eaten them to cheer me up at various points.

Anyone else hate Mondays? Whoever created my timetable should be shot. 2 Mechmanics lessons in one day!! (And yes, I did mean to write Mechmanics, because it's a subject for the MAN!) I really don't understand any of it, so am going to have to teach myself the whole topic in 3 weeks! Yay! Unless my darling boyfriend decides he wants to help me out! *flutters eyelashes*

I also managed to fail my French listening test, or at least I think I did, but it was only a mock, so I'm sure I'll survive. Who really cares how wine producers protect their vineyards anyway?? And as for the essay I wrote in 35 minutes this afternoon, why? It's just to torture me I swear!

Discovered what my hair looks like when you part it on the other side, and have had mixed comments, we'll see what happens when I go to school with it tomorrow.

Three cheers for Jim, who got a "present" in the cinema, again!! Don't worry folks, wasn't like last time, methinks it could have been a bit busy for some proper screen 4 right-hand corner action!  

Was thinking today, what is it with all the labelling of people? I mean, what exactly defines a "chav", or an "emo"? I know I will doubtless get clever people trying to tell me, but find me one person who couldn't fit into more than one category!! People get so offended by labels, that I'm going to stop using them as of today… so please tell me off if I use them.

In other news, apparently I'm highly strung about certain insignificant issues, but I think if you find the right issue anyone can be considered highly strung. Thanks to Holly for telling me about the bitching session out form had about me at lunch when I wasn't there. I don't think anyone else would have had the guts to tell me otherwise. They all amuse me greatly, they can't say a thing to my face. Certain people in particular.

Saw Sam therefore day was great! (That sounds so cheesily romantic and stuff… but it's just because I love seeing him) 

Ooh, and I'm now insured on Mum's car!!  

Today my main idea is this: Can Jim go an entire day without linking anything back to sex? Personally, I think no! I think he’s got worse since his ahem, encounter with a mother… and well the less said about that the better. But, I have yet to have a conversation with him in which something I’ve said hasn’t been turned round and made sexual!! Hilarious as it is, it can be kinda embarassing for me, especially when I don’t get the double meaning! But anyway, I think to challenge him to go an entire day would be amusing for me, possibly not so good for him…

In other news, I managed to (I think) fail my mock chemistry module… How was I supposed to know that the big sign saying “PLEASE TURN OVER, QUESTION 5 IS ON PAGES 10 & 11″ meant I had to turn over?!? I almost missed about a quarter of the marks! Luckily I managed to attempt it all, in a very poor way, but we (that’s the royal we, because I don’t think anyone else actually cares!) shall wait and see when the results come back. The rest of it wasn’t too bad, given my last minute revision this morning – Becci’s revision – AKA colouring things in happily with highlighters!

Ooh, Sam managed to pass his mock French oral, after me telling him he’d be lucky to get a D, he got a D! Sorry, honey, but hey, it made you do the work!! Well done, I’m proud of you!

Maths last thing was surprisingly fun, despite the Death Rattle still existing… Holly decided it would be more fun to talk about the man in Ellie’s magazine who had a 10 inch penis, which was the same size around as a coke can!! We decided that this was about the same size as one of those tins you get 3 tennis balls in, and thought that this would probably be extremely painful!!! (For the girl) The rest of the lesson consisted of us and Tasha talking about preferences in guys… well, it was more fun than FP1 practice papers!!

One last thing before I go… Dodge and Viki… awwwwwwwwwww!