Having not posted for aaaaages I thought now would be a good time, just done my first exam and went surprisingly crap! YAY! But anyway, I keep getting sent these damn things in my email, and I thought instead of emailing it I'd post it on here…

TIME STARTED? 11.11 FULL NAME: Rebecca Jane Varker

BIRTHDAY: 18th April

AGE: 17

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Radio – Fox FM I think

LAST THING U SAID? Spoke to my Dad on the phone about my exam

WHAT IS SITTING NEXT TO U RIGHT NOW? Ummm, the hoover, cos I just hoovered my room! Shock horror!
WHAT IS THE LAST THING U ATE? Ummmm… Chocolate Lucky Charms for breakfast – cos you gotta have breakfast before an exam!!

WHO DO U WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF UR LIFE WITH? Someone I love

WHERE DO U WANT TO GO ON UR HONEYMOON? Somewhere hot

WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST SON'S NAME? James maybe?

FIRST DAUGHTERS name? Jasmine maybe?

WHO DO U ADMIRE MOST? I dunno, I admire lots of people, I can't pick one

WHO DO YOU CONSIDER UR GOOD/CLOSE FRIENDS?? Imi, Stu, Helen, Jim, Whitworth, Sam etc etc

LAST PERSON U TALKED ON THE PHONE TO? My Daddy – see above

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON WHO TEXTED YOU? Ummm… Dodge telling me he wasn't going to run around Wing naked, cos Arsenal lost…

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? Daddy, telling him I was out of my exam – what a loser do I look!!

EYE COLOR? Green-blue

HAIR COLOR? Brown – but got a nice fake blonde bit in that needs redoing!

YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN? At the moment, I'm going to be cheesy and say Sam…

IF U COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT URESELF WAT WOULD IT BE? Just one?  Ummmm… the shape of my legs and bum I think…

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF 10 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD? No idea really, would like to be working with kids with disabilities, and loving it, but not sure

HAVE YOU EVER………..

LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Yes

DRANK ALCOHOL? Maybe a little bit….

SMOKED? Yes but I regret it…

TAKEN DRUGS? Yes, but as I learnt in my peer drugs mentoring thing – chocolate is a drug!! 

BROKEN THE LAW? Not that I'm aware of – oh wait – yes I have

BROKEN BONE? Nope – never

CHEATED ON TEST?  I dunno, I'm generally quite a good girl…

CHEATED ON ANYONE? Unfortunately yes, but not recently.

SKINNY DIPPED? Yes

PLAYED STRIP POKER? I don't think I have – *puts on to do list*.

PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? Yes – who hasn't?

FLASHED SOMEONE? Yes

moonED SOMEONE?: Don't think so – it's more of a guy thing isn't it?

KISSED SOMEONE U DIDN'T KNOW? Yes

RODE IN A POLICE CAR? No

BEEN ON A PLANE? Yes

COME CLOSE TO DYING? Yes – when Dodge tried to push me under a car!! (joke)

BEEN IN A SAUNA/STEAMROOM? Yes – soooo GOOD

BEEN IN A HOT TUB? Yes – my uncle has one and I'm his new best friend!

SWAM IN THE OCEAN? Yes – my grandparents live in Cornwall – right near the beach!!

WHAT IS UR GOOD LUCK CHARM? I dunno, I think I have a few

WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? Possibly something by the Cheeky Girls!

MOST EMBARRASSING TAPE/C.D IN YOUR COLLECTION?? I'm not embarassed by any of them – except the Hear'Say Pure and Simple single – I hasten to add it was a present, and is only a single!!

STUPIDEST THING U'VE EVER DONE? I'm not sure…

WHAT'S YOUR BEDROOM LIKE?  CLEAN!!!! As of yesterday! It's very me, and very girlie…

YOUR CRUSH? Sam? Yeah he's fine thanks…

ARE YOU:

A GOOD DRIVER? *giggles* Ummm, well I have good clutch control apparently, I just can't steer!!

GOOD AT SPORTS? Not particularly…

GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS? I like to think so, regret not taking drama…

GOOD SINGER?? I have been told so, I'm not so sure…

DEEP SLEEPER? Not at all… But I can get to sleep really quickly

GOOD DANCER?  HELL NO!!!

GOOD STORYTELLER?? I can read stories from a book, does that count?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD………..

CHICKEN POX? Yes

STREP THROAT? Have I ever had what now? No idea…

STITCHES? Nope

BLOODY NOSE? No

CANCER? No

SURGERY? Not that I'm aware of, and Mummy says no, so No

HOSPITALIZED? Only once I think…

SOMEONE BESIDES UR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU?? Yes!!! =D

~~~DO YOU~~~…..

ENJOY PARKS?? Yes – especially ones with kiddie swings!

LIKE PICNICS? Except for the wasps – yes

LIKE SCHOOL? In general, like school – hate the work

COLLECT ANYTHING? Ummm, I dunno, general clutter?

LIKE TO SHOP? YES!!! I'm a girl! And a typical one at that. I love to shop, especially if it's not my money!

LIKE TO PARTY? Yes

GET IN TROUBLE A LOT? Not really – like I said I'm a good girl

WOULD YOU:

EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION POUNDS? NO!!! How mean can you get??

GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? Yes, yes I would! =D

IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHO WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU?? Someone who I could talk to for hours without getting bored – Sam would do!

YOUR LIFE MOTTO? ?? Ummm… Never say never – and live life to the max!.

BONUS QUESTION :

IF U WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF THEY FOUND OUT,
WOULD U TELL THEM?: No, cos if you love them, you don't want to hurt them do you?

DO U LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO U? Well, lots of people sent this to me, and seeing as they have my address, I generally like them!

DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO REPLY? I'm posting this on my site, so not really, but comments would be nice.

WHY DID U DO THIS? Boredom after exams!!

TIME FINISHED: 11.30

So there you go… my life in film… That was a good show…

I'll post more later, can't actually be bothered right now…

xxxx 

I was chatting to Dodge at lunch today, most of it was pretty deep and meaningful stuff, but there was one point where I was telling him all about something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. It really annoys me when boys have long hair, but they cut it into a really girlie style, i.e they have dead straight hair and have layers put into it, so you might mistake them for a girl from behind. Don’t get me wrong, I have a real liking for guys with long hair, just not when it’s too girlie…

I also managed to eat 5 babybels at lunch! I had a craving for them all morning, so I had to go buy some at lunch from the exciting place known as Tesco.

I DROVE today! Yes, that’s right, me, behind a wheel of a car, with L-plates!!! Didn’t go too badly, no one died, my Daddy didn’t yell at me, and the car isn’t scratched! Everyone is happy…

Also managed to solve the darn sudoku which I have been attempting since yesterday evening! YAY!! Sam will be happy because it earns him points on his thingymajigga…

Random question… What type and how much chocolate would you have sex for?

You know flies, well they have those weird eyes that look like mirror balls right? Does that mean they see things in multi-facets? And if they do, what would I look like to them? I mean would there be hundreds of my face? Or would my face look pixelated? Or what?

Also, why is the phrase "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" the way it is? Who invented it? And why? I used it today, and then thought about it… Weird.

Had my Chemistry mock practical exam today. Was so much different to what I had been expecting. I managed to spill acid all over my hands, and burn myself more than once, both on the Bunsen burner, and on the little crucible thing. No wonder it said to use tongs to pick it up, it was HOT! Still, it didn't go too badly although I think I may not get very good marks for it, I think my results were squiffy. Meh, never mind, at least I heated the right thing!

Should I be worried that someone said that they would pay Sam to be gay? Or flattered? I can't work this one out.

I think someone needs to organise a major party thing for the first week of study leave, because everyone seems to be stressing already about exams and stuff. Not me though, although I probably should be, I seem to be pretty calm, although I have apparently been more moody recently, maybe it's my stress manifesting itself in other forms. Who knows…

Going up to the squash club tonight, but I saw Emma at lunch, and she's going to be there tonight, so hopefully I won't get so man-handled! On the other hand, maybe not! She's bringing me chocolates! She knows me very well! I've already finished my Easter Eggs, this year clearly wasn't the best of years, as I've eaten them to cheer me up at various points.

Anyone else hate Mondays? Whoever created my timetable should be shot. 2 Mechmanics lessons in one day!! (And yes, I did mean to write Mechmanics, because it's a subject for the MAN!) I really don't understand any of it, so am going to have to teach myself the whole topic in 3 weeks! Yay! Unless my darling boyfriend decides he wants to help me out! *flutters eyelashes*

I also managed to fail my French listening test, or at least I think I did, but it was only a mock, so I'm sure I'll survive. Who really cares how wine producers protect their vineyards anyway?? And as for the essay I wrote in 35 minutes this afternoon, why? It's just to torture me I swear!

Discovered what my hair looks like when you part it on the other side, and have had mixed comments, we'll see what happens when I go to school with it tomorrow.

Three cheers for Jim, who got a "present" in the cinema, again!! Don't worry folks, wasn't like last time, methinks it could have been a bit busy for some proper screen 4 right-hand corner action!  

Was thinking today, what is it with all the labelling of people? I mean, what exactly defines a "chav", or an "emo"? I know I will doubtless get clever people trying to tell me, but find me one person who couldn't fit into more than one category!! People get so offended by labels, that I'm going to stop using them as of today… so please tell me off if I use them.

In other news, apparently I'm highly strung about certain insignificant issues, but I think if you find the right issue anyone can be considered highly strung. Thanks to Holly for telling me about the bitching session out form had about me at lunch when I wasn't there. I don't think anyone else would have had the guts to tell me otherwise. They all amuse me greatly, they can't say a thing to my face. Certain people in particular.

Saw Sam therefore day was great! (That sounds so cheesily romantic and stuff… but it's just because I love seeing him) 

Ooh, and I'm now insured on Mum's car!!  

Right, so I really need to update you. Friday night, went down to the squash club with Sam and Craig, and spent several hours getting a little bit cold, and muddy. And I may have flashed my pants a couple of times… Being carried around by boys in a mini skirt… I’ll leave you to imagine the rest. But, me and Sam have to make Craig a bed in the shape of us, because apparently we’re really comfortable!! So, when we get around to making a model, he’ll have a new bed.

For those of you who were worried about me yesterday, all is fine now, I was just being paranoid over nothing. And I *still* haven’t been on that promised drive with my Dad!! But, we might be going out this evening… I’ll keep you posted.

Went to work lots this weekend, and found all the hundreds of stickers I stuck on every pair of trousers in the shop had to be taken off this weekend for our special 20% off weekend. But next weekend, they have to be put back on! Oh joys! Good job I’m only doing 4 hours next Saturday! Ooh, and I sent off for my discount card today, so very soon I will be the proud owner of a card that entitles me to 25% off in all Arcadia shops!

Although my life seems to be taking a turn for the better, my love goes out to those who seem to be downhill-ness-ing with life at the moment. They know who they are, and why, so lots of love and huggles to them.

Ooh, and I bought THE most gorgeous dress today, and it’s a size 8! This is a major acheivement for someone who used to have to wear size 12 all the time!

(Edit: 20.31) Was just reminded about my hilariousness of yesterday, it still makes me laugh… The word album has the word BUM in it!! Actually was the most funny thing I thought of all day. Hahahahahahahaha! Ok, so my life is sad. I don’t care!

If you want some good laughs at my expense, check out my sister’s myspace… www.myspace.com/you_cant_pretend_anymore and click on videos and watch the first one. I make a surprise appearance! I didn’t know the webcam was filming until they told me so I left!

So, yeah, today is a good day. xxx

Today my main idea is this: Can Jim go an entire day without linking anything back to sex? Personally, I think no! I think he’s got worse since his ahem, encounter with a mother… and well the less said about that the better. But, I have yet to have a conversation with him in which something I’ve said hasn’t been turned round and made sexual!! Hilarious as it is, it can be kinda embarassing for me, especially when I don’t get the double meaning! But anyway, I think to challenge him to go an entire day would be amusing for me, possibly not so good for him…

In other news, I managed to (I think) fail my mock chemistry module… How was I supposed to know that the big sign saying “PLEASE TURN OVER, QUESTION 5 IS ON PAGES 10 & 11″ meant I had to turn over?!? I almost missed about a quarter of the marks! Luckily I managed to attempt it all, in a very poor way, but we (that’s the royal we, because I don’t think anyone else actually cares!) shall wait and see when the results come back. The rest of it wasn’t too bad, given my last minute revision this morning – Becci’s revision – AKA colouring things in happily with highlighters!

Ooh, Sam managed to pass his mock French oral, after me telling him he’d be lucky to get a D, he got a D! Sorry, honey, but hey, it made you do the work!! Well done, I’m proud of you!

Maths last thing was surprisingly fun, despite the Death Rattle still existing… Holly decided it would be more fun to talk about the man in Ellie’s magazine who had a 10 inch penis, which was the same size around as a coke can!! We decided that this was about the same size as one of those tins you get 3 tennis balls in, and thought that this would probably be extremely painful!!! (For the girl) The rest of the lesson consisted of us and Tasha talking about preferences in guys… well, it was more fun than FP1 practice papers!!

One last thing before I go… Dodge and Viki… awwwwwwwwwww!

I thought I should really mention a few amazing people here, mainly because it was requested of me!!

Sam – Had to come first really! Enough said.

Dodge – I love you! And you’re a *star*!

Jim – Helps me with all my technological problems, and is HOT! (I would)

Hannah – My little sister, she’s gorgeous and I love her to pieces.

Pete – An incredibly talented musician, check his stuff here – www.themusicchallenge.co.uk

Jo – My Psychology buddy, and we share a love of pink iced doughnuts and pants!

Nick – One of the hottest guys I know, and he’s only a year 10!! :O Sex anyone?