Today my main idea is this: Can Jim go an entire day without linking anything back to sex? Personally, I think no! I think he’s got worse since his ahem, encounter with a mother… and well the less said about that the better. But, I have yet to have a conversation with him in which something I’ve said hasn’t been turned round and made sexual!! Hilarious as it is, it can be kinda embarassing for me, especially when I don’t get the double meaning! But anyway, I think to challenge him to go an entire day would be amusing for me, possibly not so good for him…

In other news, I managed to (I think) fail my mock chemistry module… How was I supposed to know that the big sign saying “PLEASE TURN OVER, QUESTION 5 IS ON PAGES 10 & 11″ meant I had to turn over?!? I almost missed about a quarter of the marks! Luckily I managed to attempt it all, in a very poor way, but we (that’s the royal we, because I don’t think anyone else actually cares!) shall wait and see when the results come back. The rest of it wasn’t too bad, given my last minute revision this morning – Becci’s revision – AKA colouring things in happily with highlighters!

Ooh, Sam managed to pass his mock French oral, after me telling him he’d be lucky to get a D, he got a D! Sorry, honey, but hey, it made you do the work!! Well done, I’m proud of you!

Maths last thing was surprisingly fun, despite the Death Rattle still existing… Holly decided it would be more fun to talk about the man in Ellie’s magazine who had a 10 inch penis, which was the same size around as a coke can!! We decided that this was about the same size as one of those tins you get 3 tennis balls in, and thought that this would probably be extremely painful!!! (For the girl) The rest of the lesson consisted of us and Tasha talking about preferences in guys… well, it was more fun than FP1 practice papers!!

One last thing before I go… Dodge and Viki… awwwwwwwwwww!