I was chatting to Dodge at lunch today, most of it was pretty deep and meaningful stuff, but there was one point where I was telling him all about something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. It really annoys me when boys have long hair, but they cut it into a really girlie style, i.e they have dead straight hair and have layers put into it, so you might mistake them for a girl from behind. Don’t get me wrong, I have a real liking for guys with long hair, just not when it’s too girlie…

I also managed to eat 5 babybels at lunch! I had a craving for them all morning, so I had to go buy some at lunch from the exciting place known as Tesco.

I DROVE today! Yes, that’s right, me, behind a wheel of a car, with L-plates!!! Didn’t go too badly, no one died, my Daddy didn’t yell at me, and the car isn’t scratched! Everyone is happy…

Also managed to solve the darn sudoku which I have been attempting since yesterday evening! YAY!! Sam will be happy because it earns him points on his thingymajigga…

Random question… What type and how much chocolate would you have sex for?

You know flies, well they have those weird eyes that look like mirror balls right? Does that mean they see things in multi-facets? And if they do, what would I look like to them? I mean would there be hundreds of my face? Or would my face look pixelated? Or what?

Also, why is the phrase "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" the way it is? Who invented it? And why? I used it today, and then thought about it… Weird.

Had my Chemistry mock practical exam today. Was so much different to what I had been expecting. I managed to spill acid all over my hands, and burn myself more than once, both on the Bunsen burner, and on the little crucible thing. No wonder it said to use tongs to pick it up, it was HOT! Still, it didn't go too badly although I think I may not get very good marks for it, I think my results were squiffy. Meh, never mind, at least I heated the right thing!

Should I be worried that someone said that they would pay Sam to be gay? Or flattered? I can't work this one out.

I think someone needs to organise a major party thing for the first week of study leave, because everyone seems to be stressing already about exams and stuff. Not me though, although I probably should be, I seem to be pretty calm, although I have apparently been more moody recently, maybe it's my stress manifesting itself in other forms. Who knows…

Going up to the squash club tonight, but I saw Emma at lunch, and she's going to be there tonight, so hopefully I won't get so man-handled! On the other hand, maybe not! She's bringing me chocolates! She knows me very well! I've already finished my Easter Eggs, this year clearly wasn't the best of years, as I've eaten them to cheer me up at various points.

A word of advice to everyone: Do not eat MicroPizza and/or MicroChips. They are disgusting. They look and taste like poo. How do I know this you ask? Well, me and Ellie decided to get some nutritious food for this afternoon, so we could cook it in our free. So what did I get when Ellie sent me to Tesco with her debit card. What stupid person would give me their card when you don’t need to remember a pin number or sign for it when you use the Tesco self-service!?! Anyway, after my piano lesson we cooked it in the microwave, and it’s disgusting.

Ooh, on the good side, I didn’t fail my French, and all the FP1 stuff I did last night was right!! So I was chuffing for most of the day!

What is the point in fake blood except for in shows like Casualty?? I don’t get it…

Anyone else hate Mondays? Whoever created my timetable should be shot. 2 Mechmanics lessons in one day!! (And yes, I did mean to write Mechmanics, because it's a subject for the MAN!) I really don't understand any of it, so am going to have to teach myself the whole topic in 3 weeks! Yay! Unless my darling boyfriend decides he wants to help me out! *flutters eyelashes*

I also managed to fail my French listening test, or at least I think I did, but it was only a mock, so I'm sure I'll survive. Who really cares how wine producers protect their vineyards anyway?? And as for the essay I wrote in 35 minutes this afternoon, why? It's just to torture me I swear!

Discovered what my hair looks like when you part it on the other side, and have had mixed comments, we'll see what happens when I go to school with it tomorrow.

Three cheers for Jim, who got a "present" in the cinema, again!! Don't worry folks, wasn't like last time, methinks it could have been a bit busy for some proper screen 4 right-hand corner action!  

Was thinking today, what is it with all the labelling of people? I mean, what exactly defines a "chav", or an "emo"? I know I will doubtless get clever people trying to tell me, but find me one person who couldn't fit into more than one category!! People get so offended by labels, that I'm going to stop using them as of today… so please tell me off if I use them.

In other news, apparently I'm highly strung about certain insignificant issues, but I think if you find the right issue anyone can be considered highly strung. Thanks to Holly for telling me about the bitching session out form had about me at lunch when I wasn't there. I don't think anyone else would have had the guts to tell me otherwise. They all amuse me greatly, they can't say a thing to my face. Certain people in particular.

Saw Sam therefore day was great! (That sounds so cheesily romantic and stuff… but it's just because I love seeing him) 

Ooh, and I'm now insured on Mum's car!!  

Right, so I really need to update you. Friday night, went down to the squash club with Sam and Craig, and spent several hours getting a little bit cold, and muddy. And I may have flashed my pants a couple of times… Being carried around by boys in a mini skirt… I’ll leave you to imagine the rest. But, me and Sam have to make Craig a bed in the shape of us, because apparently we’re really comfortable!! So, when we get around to making a model, he’ll have a new bed.

For those of you who were worried about me yesterday, all is fine now, I was just being paranoid over nothing. And I *still* haven’t been on that promised drive with my Dad!! But, we might be going out this evening… I’ll keep you posted.

Went to work lots this weekend, and found all the hundreds of stickers I stuck on every pair of trousers in the shop had to be taken off this weekend for our special 20% off weekend. But next weekend, they have to be put back on! Oh joys! Good job I’m only doing 4 hours next Saturday! Ooh, and I sent off for my discount card today, so very soon I will be the proud owner of a card that entitles me to 25% off in all Arcadia shops!

Although my life seems to be taking a turn for the better, my love goes out to those who seem to be downhill-ness-ing with life at the moment. They know who they are, and why, so lots of love and huggles to them.

Ooh, and I bought THE most gorgeous dress today, and it’s a size 8! This is a major acheivement for someone who used to have to wear size 12 all the time!

(Edit: 20.31) Was just reminded about my hilariousness of yesterday, it still makes me laugh… The word album has the word BUM in it!! Actually was the most funny thing I thought of all day. Hahahahahahahaha! Ok, so my life is sad. I don’t care!

If you want some good laughs at my expense, check out my sister’s myspace… www.myspace.com/you_cant_pretend_anymore and click on videos and watch the first one. I make a surprise appearance! I didn’t know the webcam was filming until they told me so I left!

So, yeah, today is a good day. xxx

You ever had the feeling that you've well and truly made your life go tits up? Well, I think I've successfully mucked up anything that was good in my life, possibly forever. 

Had a bit of a pants day, work was rubbish, and yeah. I can't even be bothered to write this properly. That's how poo I feel right now.  

My provisional driving licence arrived in the post this morning, after me having only sent off for it last Saturday. They've obviously gotten efficient with their processing! So watch the roads, as I should be going out with my dad this evening, and having some lessons soon!  

Today my main idea is this: Can Jim go an entire day without linking anything back to sex? Personally, I think no! I think he’s got worse since his ahem, encounter with a mother… and well the less said about that the better. But, I have yet to have a conversation with him in which something I’ve said hasn’t been turned round and made sexual!! Hilarious as it is, it can be kinda embarassing for me, especially when I don’t get the double meaning! But anyway, I think to challenge him to go an entire day would be amusing for me, possibly not so good for him…

In other news, I managed to (I think) fail my mock chemistry module… How was I supposed to know that the big sign saying “PLEASE TURN OVER, QUESTION 5 IS ON PAGES 10 & 11″ meant I had to turn over?!? I almost missed about a quarter of the marks! Luckily I managed to attempt it all, in a very poor way, but we (that’s the royal we, because I don’t think anyone else actually cares!) shall wait and see when the results come back. The rest of it wasn’t too bad, given my last minute revision this morning – Becci’s revision – AKA colouring things in happily with highlighters!

Ooh, Sam managed to pass his mock French oral, after me telling him he’d be lucky to get a D, he got a D! Sorry, honey, but hey, it made you do the work!! Well done, I’m proud of you!

Maths last thing was surprisingly fun, despite the Death Rattle still existing… Holly decided it would be more fun to talk about the man in Ellie’s magazine who had a 10 inch penis, which was the same size around as a coke can!! We decided that this was about the same size as one of those tins you get 3 tennis balls in, and thought that this would probably be extremely painful!!! (For the girl) The rest of the lesson consisted of us and Tasha talking about preferences in guys… well, it was more fun than FP1 practice papers!!

One last thing before I go… Dodge and Viki… awwwwwwwwwww!

I thought I should really mention a few amazing people here, mainly because it was requested of me!!

Sam – Had to come first really! Enough said.

Dodge – I love you! And you’re a *star*!

Jim – Helps me with all my technological problems, and is HOT! (I would)

Hannah – My little sister, she’s gorgeous and I love her to pieces.

Pete – An incredibly talented musician, check his stuff here – www.themusicchallenge.co.uk

Jo – My Psychology buddy, and we share a love of pink iced doughnuts and pants!

Nick – One of the hottest guys I know, and he’s only a year 10!! :O Sex anyone?

Having had no regular blog-spot for some time, I felt the time was right for me to take my next uncertain steps into the world of technology and the internet. For those of you unaware of my slight technophobia, I have some troubles with computers, and at the moment mine is used for MSN, Word, games, and occasionally some other stuff. However, I felt the need to keep the world updated with the mundane goings on that I call my life.

But where to start? I feel it is a little OTT to go into the entire 17 years and 2 days that precede this blog, as most of you will know it all already!! And I can’t be bothered to recount stuff that is older than today, so I will officially use this for my day to day musings and other such fabulous, riveting reading material.

So… musings of the day consisted of a lot of me thinking about why the marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal ( I got bought 3 boxes for my birthday) aren’t really marshmallow like, why are they kinda hard and crunchy? How did they get like that? Maybe the leprechaun really is magic, and I need to ask him for the secret to make them soft and squidgy again… Any other, possibly more sensible ideas are welcome!

Also for my birthday, I got given 24 cans of Mountain Dew, you know it? It’s a disgusting lime yellow-green colour (yes I know lime is green but shush) but manages to taste amazing!! And yet, manufacturers are depriving the British market of it’s scrummy taste. It’s probably not that good for me, considering the amount of sugar and calories in it, 170 to be exact, and there’s how many in a diet coke?? I remember them making a big deal about it not being many, but it obviously wasn’t that memorable…

In other news, my easter eggs are still both whole! This has got to be some sort of record! I have decided the way to stop me eating them all quickly is to buy me pretty ones, then I feel guilty for spoiling the look of them! I have however almost licked all the yummy cherry sugar off my Fairy Princess Thorntons egg, and it no longer tells you it’s mine… Sam you’re right, that white icing isn’t that nice once it’s dry!

One of the things that really annoys me at the moment, is how teachers decide to tell you that there is not enough time left till exams for them to finish teaching you the syllabus, basically because they’re incompetent and haven’t been efficient in their teaching methods. So, I’m stuck with another load of notes to make myself at home, another load of things to teach myself, because my “teacher” is rubbish!! Why is she even a teacher?!?!

Well, I think I should stop rambling now, random musings over. Back to work…